Superheroing is a lot less awesome than it looks on TV. Oh, the fighting is awesome, and chasing villains is always a rush, and having free reign to electrocute anyone who resists arrest? Priceless. But there are only so many supervillains in the city, and they need like a week of prep time just to get out of bed, much less pull off an actual crime. Sure, there's muggers and thieves and embezzlers and corruption, but that's boring, especially embezzling and corruption. There's so many rules to follow for white collar crime investigations. No punching, no outright threats, no 'accidentally' pumping 200 volts into uncooperative suspects. It's just the worst.
On the upside, he can now ride fancy metal disks through the city at top speed without fear of having the cops called on him, which – on most days – makes the whole thing almost worth it. Today, though... today's been a bad one. Cath hardly even notices the blur of the crowd as he rushes overhead. He's spent all week assi